...you think Christine is real life...

Have you ever seen this movie?

Maybe I've seen it too many times, or maybe I have a very overactive imagination. Either way, I'm pretty sure that the storyline is true and that some cars are out to kill people - me, specifically. 

I've had so many moments where I've been walking through the different parking lots around campus and I've kept a suspicious eye on cars that could spontaneously come to life and run me down. 

This has been highly inconvenient since it forces me to walk in areas that would generally be safer, like in between parked cars and behind fences and dumpsters, places where I would be less likely to get hit. Oh, and higher ground. I always look for higher ground. 

Yes, logically, I know it's not really going to happen. But my irrational inner voice is always screaming fun things at me like: "RUN!" "Oh my gosh look at that car. That looks pretty suspicious.." and "Hurry hurry hurry, that car's totally coming for you."

Yes, I know. I am not only an awkward penguin, but an awkward and irrational penguin.